Sep 6, 2006
There Is Life On Mars!
In a desperate attempt to salvage his sagging career, Tom Cruise has not only apologized to Brooke Shields for insane comments he made about her use of the medication Paxil to fight post-natal depression following the birth of her daughter Rowan, but has also decided to give the world a look at his and Katie Holme’s alien baby Suri Cruise in a photo spread for the upcoming October issue of Vanity Fair.
For those who’ve been living under a rock, baby Suri was born April 18th 2006, but no human eyes had set sight on her for over four months causing many to speculate if she even existed. More confussion ensured when both parents were seen out and about constantly shortly after her birth minus the baby. Of course considering Cruise’s odd behavior of late, this isn’t so much unusual as it is common.
I’m not going to publish the entire set of photographs, they’re as easy to come by on the internet as Paris Hilton’s debut CD in a 99 cent sale bin at Wal-Mart, so I’ll just give you a peak at the oddly asian looking ( and bizarrely Photoshoped ) Suri Cruise as photographed by veteran Vanity Fair celebrity photographer Annie Leibowitz. And no, that’s not a ray from the alien mothership in the middle of the picture, it’s just the fold of the magazine.