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Celebrities rarely need an excuse to let their inner freak out, so come Halloween night, Hollywood turns into one huge psychiatric ward for the rich and famous. Without further ado, here are a few celebrities who were possessed by the Halloween spirit.
Ginger Beef
Former “Spice Girl” Geri Halliwell‚Äö?Ñ?¥s trainer-cum-bodyguard is one huge dude. Halliwell and her hulk of a hunk, who works for the personal training company Outdoor Extreme, are seen here going for a power walk in Hampstead Heath in North London, England, on Tuesday afternoon.
Even though 34 year-old Halliwell stands at a petit 5? 2¬¨?‚Äö?Ñ?? feet tall, that still makes her trainer nearly 7 feet tall! And you know what they say about big men –they like to wear Jimmy Choos.
The former “Ginger Spice” is reported to be working out hard in order to look her best for a new British talk show and “Spice Girls” reunion. See more of Ginger Spice and The Incredible Hunk at the Gotham Journal Flickr gallery.
Reichen Hawks His Jewels
Lance Bass’ ex-boy toy, Reichen Lehmkuhl, has decided to launch his line of titanium jewelry for men called “Fly Naked with Reichen,” by putting the his own family jewels on display.
The former U.S. Air Force pilot and author of the book “Here’s What We’ll Say: Growing Up, Coming Out, and the US Air Force Academy,” has enlisted the help of his current boyfriend Ryan Barry, in modeling for the line’s promotional images, which feature Reichen in the buff.
Source: Love & Pride
Paris When It Fizzles
Paris Hilton and her Hollywood talent agency Endeavor, have parted ways after two years of doing business together.
On Tuesday, a spokesperson for the agency announced Paris “is no longer a client of Endeavor,” but People magazine reports the agency had dropped her last Friday, the same day she caused a media frenzy when she was ordered back to jail to complete her sentence for violating probation in a drunken-driving case.
Endeavor, which represented Hilton since 2005 and handled her deal for the reality TV show “The Simple Life,” announced its separation in a company-wide memo.
Source: People Magazine
Paris Hilton’s simple life just got complicated. Hilton has been ordered to return to jail and serve out the remainder of her sentence.
Hilton was released from jail Thursday for apparent ‚Äö?Ñ??medical reasons,‚Äö?Ñ?? after having served only 5 days of her 23 day sentence. But sources at the correctional facility claim Hilton faked her illness and did nothing but “whine and complain” about things like not having her moisturizer during her brief stay.
Judge Michael Sauer didn’t buy Hilton’s excuse either and ordered her back in court, to which Hilton suggested she phone in her hearing instead of attending court in person. Within minutes officials arrived at Hilton’s L.A. estate and took her away in handcuffs amid a media frenzy. In court an angered Judge Sauer ordered Hilton to serve the original full sentence of 45 days instead of the more lenient one of 23 days she was previously serving.
This mug shot of Rose McGowan is from the July 2007 issue of Arena Magazine. I’d rather feature a picture of Rose than Paris Hilton, who coincidentally, was released from jail today after serving only 5 days of her original 45 day sentence for being an idiot.
Hilton was released early due to infecting the other inmates with STDs “medical reasons,” and will instead serve the rest of her sentence in a Bukkake session under house arrest wearing an ankle bracelet in the comfort of her L.A. mansion.
This latest twist in the Hilton saga is already causing a storm of controversy, according to TMZ, the Los Angeles City Attorney has filed a motion asking the judge who sentenced Hilton to have her returned to jail in order to serve out her full sentence.
I’m sure many of you were wondering what effect this Paris controversy is having on Jesse Metcalfe. Well fear not, Jesse’s ok and to prove it here he is lounging pool-side with a friend in Miami.
For more visual stimulants, head over to the Gotham Journal Flickr gallery and check out the rest of Rose McGowan’s Arena layout, or get a little wet with Jesse.
Sources: Hollywood Tuna, TMZ
While inmate number 9818783 ( a.k.a. Paris Hilton ) was being strip-searched and hozed down at the women’s penitentiary in L.A., her 18-year-old brother, Barron Hilton, was busy getting mugged at knifepoint near Penn Station here in NYC.
Sources told Page Six that Barron had shown up at Stereo nightclub on West 29th Street with three male friends and two girls. “They were all underage and they hung around for a while trying to get in the club. Eventually they all left together at around 4 a.m.”
Another eyewitness goes on to say “an hour later, two security guards from Stereo were driving by Penn Station on their way home and they saw Barron and his friends. Then they saw two muggers confronting the group…one guy had Barron at knifepoint, and the guards got out and chased away the guy with the knife.” The source goes on to say “the attackers didn’t get any money.”
Posted Jun 04, 2007
Sarah Silverman takes a dig at Paris Hilton at the MTV Movie Awards, and the entire crowd laughs at the jail-bound heiress’ expense.
Sarah Silverman took a page out of “Mean Girls” and let Paris Hilton have IT in front of millions at the MTV Movie Awards Sunday night. Hilton sat in the audience and took it like the bad sport that she is. Boo you whore.
Meanwhile, here in NYC, Madame Tussauds updated their wax figure of Paris on Monday to reflect her current social standing. No doubt the staff at Tussauds has seen “Mean Girls” as well.
In other Paris news, a $500,000 lawsuit is being issued against her record label in the London High Court due to her debut pop single ‘Stars Are Blind’ being a blatant rip-off of one of UB40’s most popular songs “Kingstown Town”. Hilton, however, was not named in the suit since she’s been dropped by the label due to her album’s disappointing sales.
Sources: MTV, Yahoo! News, Getty Images
Paris Hilton continued here spiral down the D-List Friday night, when she was turned away from Ian Schrager’s Gramercy Park Hotel.
According to Page Six, Hilton had been partying at Marquee earlier that evening and was drunk on “lots of vodka and pineapple juice”, when she decided to join Orlando Bloom, Winona Ryder and Josh Lucas at the Gramercy’s Rose Bar to continue the night’s festivities. But when Hilton arrived at the hotel, she was stopped at the door by a bouncer and denied entery. According to sources, hotel owner Schrager has a strict policy which specifically states “the likes of Paris Hilton and her ilk are not welcome here.”
Hilton, who obviously doesn’t know when to quit, continued to embarrass herself Sunday night when she attempted to crash a party at actress Milla Jovovich’s townhouse. Unfortunately for Hilton, she arrived after the bash was over. Oops! Someone needs to remind Hilton she’s in New York, not L.A. We’ve always maintained higher standards in regards to what is “hot”.
Source: New York Post: Page Six
Photo: x17online.com
Paris Hilton was arrested in Hollywood at 12:30am last night on suspicion of Driving Under the Influence. The arresting officer said “The officers observed that Hilton exhibited the symptoms of intoxication. A field sobriety test was conducted at the scene and the officers determined she was driving under the influence.” Hilton was booked then released and picked up by her sister Nick Hilton.
Photo: x17online.com
Paris later called into the On Air with Ryan Seacrest show on LA’s KIIS-FM and told him that she “may have been driving a little fast” in her Mercedes McLaren SLR, but “it was only because she wanted a burger.”
She went on to defend her actions by saying she had an “excruciatingly long day on Wednesday filming the video for her new single Nothing in This World” and when shooting wrapped she went to dinner with sister Nicky, attended a charity event hosted by Dave Navarro and had one margarita. Hilton says she drove home after and may have been going a bit fast because she was “starving” and just wanted “an In-N-Out Burger.”
Uhm, what did the bitch do during dinner with her sister, stare at the food? No, she probably did some lines and a couple of bus boys. As for that “charity event”, Paris was photographed last night partying at the Suicide Girls 5 year anniversary party. I guess in her world getting drunk at a party for a bunch of retro, goth, softporn hookers classifies as a charity event.
Source: TMZ
For video of this dumb ho after the arrest go here: x17online.com
It’s just not her week. Paris Hilton is the latest target of British graffiti artist Banksy’s rip on pop culture celebrities and the art world. In his latest prank, Banksy doctored 500 of Paris Hilton’s new CDs in select cities across the U.K. and replaced the liner notes with his own artwork and remixes. The sticker on the front of the CD lists the featured songs as “Why Am I Famous?”, “What have I done?” and “What am I for?”
According to a source who acquired one of the bogus CDs ( which like any hazardous material has since been pulled off store shelves ), “Instead of Ms Hilton’s own compositions, the replacement CD features 40 minutes of a basic rhythm track over which Banksy has dubbed Ms Hilton’s catch-phrase ‘That’s hot!’ and other extracts from her reality TV program The Simple Life.”
In the altered CD cover, Paris is portrayed topless and the CD lining has her head replaced with that of her pet chihuahua Tinkerbell. Now that’s hot!
View more of Banksy’s new and improved Paris makeover here: Read more »
First her album flops, now Paris Hilton is being denied entrance to A List clubs. could the F List be far behind? Paris and Fat Elvis look-a-like Brandon “Firecrotch” Davis, were denied entry to a VMAs after-party at Bungalow 8 last Thursday night. Pictures of a clearly distraught Paris along with davis and Diddy-Puffy-Sean Jean-Whoever ( who was also denied ) surfaced online today.
Davis apparently had a fit when his drunken, fat ass couldn’t find a McDonald’s near by to “comfort” his frustration and the cops had to be called in to control with a cattle prod. Just kidding about the McDonald’s part, there’s not enough junk food in the free world to fill up that greasy pig, the cops did have to be called in to calm things down though. Life must really be a bitch when everyone wakes up and realizes you’re a nobody. Yours truly wouldn’t know about such things of course.
Source: Dlisted
More has-been pics here: Read more »
Paris Hilton on giving oral sex:
“My mom told me that you get those holes in your face, craters… from giving blow jobs. I totally believed her. She’s like, ‘It’s from sucking.’ I’m like, ‘Ewwww!’
“I told my boyfriend - he’s like, ‘Why don’t you ever do that?’ I’m like, ‘Because my mom told me you get these craters.’ And he’s like, ‘Paris, you’re 19. You’re allowed to do this.’ I’ve only done that (fellatio) with maybe three people in my life.”
I guess some sort of noise must have drowned out Paris saying “million” after the “three” in that last quote, because “three” is most likely the number of men she did all at once on her first ride out.
Source: Dlisted
Neilsen SoundScan reports Paris Hilton’s first CD is a certified flop. The self titled “Paris”, which features the single “Stars Are Blind,” sold a poor 75,000 copies in the United States, lackluster compared to Christina Aguilera’s first-week sales of 320,000 for her CD “Back To Basics”.
Hilton’s label rushed out her second single, “Turn It Up,” when they learned next week’s projected sales for her musical fiasco are estimated to be about 30,000, a larger than average second week drop. That single didn’t do well either.
One industry source told gossip column Page Six “The international outlook is not much better for her. The international people are not inclined to do a big push since she can’t back up the album with a tour. Obviously, she can’t sing live.” The source added that Hilton was advised a year ago to train her voice, work with choreographers and learn an instrument to prepare for a limited tour, but “obviously she didn’t listen.”
Something tells me Paris isn’t too concerned, everyone knows going out every night, spreading her legs for anything that moves, starting feuds with young Hollywood starlets and hacking into other people’s voicemail accounts are far more important to her than some silly old record company’s investments. “Stars” might be “blind” but the public is not and karma is still the bigger bitch.
