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“Britney is asking her most die-hard fans for some assistance in order to name her upcoming album.” So reads the latest update to Britney Spears official site, britneyspears.com, just a day after the nip-slip above failed to generate any excitement. The list of so-called “possible album titles” include:
1. Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like
2. What if the Joke is on You
3. Down boy
4. Integrity
5. Dignity
Deciphering the Da Britney Code:
With Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton dominating the media spotlight the past few weeks, perhaps Spears was feeling a bit neglected and figured that by falling out of her dress (“Dignity”) and taking a jab at one of her fellow party girls (“Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like”), the world might shift their focus and take notice of her once again (“Integrity”).
In order for fans to vote on the “proposed” album title, they must first join Britney’s fan club, which at the rate of $24.95 a year in U.S. dollars, would make it one very exclusive club (“What if the Joke is on You”).
And that, in a Cheetos bag, is a look into Britney Spears’ psyche (“Down boy”).
Not to be outdone by the other girls ( and have the media forget she’s attempting a comeback ), Britney Spears updated her website today with a lengthy letter addressed to her fan(s) in-which she tries to explain her recent behavior. She basically blames the media and her manager for the world not understanding why she shaved her head and flashed her cooch.
You can grab yourself a bucket of extra crispy and a six-pack of Bud Light –awww hell, make that regular Bud y’all, then surf on over to Brit’s site and have a gander at the dang thing. Or you can just click below and have a look into the mind of a desperate ex-housewife.
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Former porn star Timothy Boham ( a.k.a Marcus Allen ) is set to appear in a Denver court on charges of murdering his boss, openly gay businessman John Kelso. Source: CourtTVnews.com
Britney Spears flashes her vag at the paparazzi for the second time in two days, signaling the begining of the apocalypse. Source: icydk.com
Some straight hater swears on his stack of Enquirers and Judy Garland CDs that John Kennedy JR. was bisexual and had a string of man to man flings which apparently went on for several years without a single paparazzi ever snapping one shred of evidence. Of course this claim is being made years after JFK JR’s death which makes it all the more credible. If the article were in print you could probably use it to line your bird cage, so I’m providing this link so readers can print it out and make Tweety happy.
In somewhat related news, Liza Minelli’s ex-husband David Gest claims he’s not gay…but his boyfriend is. Step this way and enter the Twilight Zone before Gest’s two minutes of fame expire.
Photo:idontlikeinyouthatway.com
Today’s “Down Home With The Federlines” item was sent in by a reader to socialitelife.com:
“I was at Baby Gap yesterday Nov. 6th at the Thousand Oaks Mall (The Oaks). I was about one foot away from Britney, she bought couple of things for her little boy. I asked her if she was Britney and she ignored me but the little teenager with her (sister/cousin) definitely gave me the dirty look.
The wonderful bodyguards of course waited outside and on occasion went inside to make sure “her royal highness” was being left alone.
“She looked thrashed as always…she did look good after having one baby…her nose was all red and her face looked swollen/ don’t know if it was the pimples or what. Definitely not a glamorous look!”
And what would a story on the little Misses ( B.S. for short ) be without Bubba Federline. Do my eyes deceive me or have the roles reversed and yet another rug rat is being added to the litter? Judging from that gut it looks like K-Fed is either three months along or he’s been having too much of the good thing in between avoiding his fatherly duties and squandering Britney’s money. My guess: don’t go out and buy him any baby shower gifts just yet. Look for K-Fed’s upcoming hip-hop cd in 99 cent bins everywhere soon.
perezhilton.com reports:
Last night, Kevin Federline and a small entourage of friends were seen partying it up at one of Hollywood’s hottest clubs, Element, sources tell PerezHilton.com.
The Federjerk left mama Britney alone at home to care for the baby and, well, to be alone, as he hit the town. This seems to be a new pattern emerging with Kevin. The wannabe starting something hip hop artist has been spotted at the clubs all over town recently, always without Spears, of course.
Is this a sign of some domestic turmoil? DUH!!!! YEA!
Mean while Britney’s been spotted sporting some post preger pounds. Good god girl, put down the biscuits and gravy and get on the treadmill! Think her career is over? Post your bets.
I love any story on my favorite gutter trash clan the Federlines, so much so that they’ve earned their very own catagory on Gotham Journal ( and that’s no easy task ). Brit and K-Fed’s antics shows promise of developing into an all-out, drag-out, trailer park soap opera of Roseanne proportions. Read on…
( above ) Kevin and a friend making a run down to the ol’ General Store for Britney. No doubt Coronas and Cokes go great with possum stew.
From myway.com:
BRITNEY BOOZING
October 18, 2005
By ELLEN GOODSTEIN
Britney Spears is drinking and smoking again, chasing away the baby blues only three weeks after giving birth. Sources say the 23- year-old, who gained 40 pounds during her pregnancy with son Sean Preston, is miserable because she’s overweight and stuck in the house recovering from her C-section.
Worse still, the pop princess seems to be having trouble coping with her role as a new mom ??ᬨ¬•?¬¢?¬¨¬???⬨?Ü and insiders say breaks into crying jags at the drop of a hat.
Said one source: “I think Britney is having a very hard time right now. She hasn’t lost the pregnancy weight and she’s desperate to get back in superstar shape and resume her career.
“She has turned to drinking wine to relax, washing away her stress.”
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