All the fing young cannibals and other tales of the city.

North by Northeast
November 23rd, 2008
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The Gotham Report

Cape Town - A Great Place To Vacation!

CNN.com - 18ft shark attacks beach swimmer - Nov 16, 2004

CAPE TOWN, South Africa (AP) — A Great White shark estimated to be at least 18 feet long (5.5 meters) has attacked and presumably killed an elderly South African woman off a beach near Cape Town, officials said.

Tyna Webb, 77, who lived in the area, was swimming Monday off Sunny Cove in Fish Hoek when the massive shark circled her and then attacked, witnesses and officials said. About 15 people witnessed the attack.

“All that was left was a little red bathing cap,” said Paul Dennett, who witnessed the attack from his home nearby. Dennett told the South African Press Association that he estimated the shark to be at least 18 feet long.

Rescue workers were using boats and aircraft to search for the woman’s body. “All efforts to find the lady have been exhausted by a wide and thorough search. We are hoping that police divers will be successful in their efforts,” Darren Zimmerman of the National Sea Rescue Institute told the SAPA. Crews later spotted the shark.

Great Whites often are seen in the area feeding off the large seal population. “The shark is bigger than the helicopter … it is huge,” institute spokesman Craig Lambinon told SAPA. Law enforcement officials advised people not to swim along the Cape of Good Hope. A 16-year-old surfer lost his right leg in an April attack by a Great White shark in the same area.

The last confirmed, unprovoked fatal shark attack in South Africa was in 2003, according to the Florida Museum of Natural History’s International Shark Attack File, which has gathered such data worldwide for decades.
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The 18-foot Great White ( above ) can be seen playfully teasing the near-by spectators moments after his inauspicious debut.

When asked why he didn’t devour the famed red swimming cap as well, the shark ( who’s real identity is Bruce Devito from Elmhurst, NY ) stated “Tacky, tacky, tacky! In my opinion wearing red bathing caps with a full peice this late in the season is just as bad as wearing white after Labor Day…except maybe on Holidays of course.”

Mr. Devito then added “Cape Town isn’t exactly known as a fashion mecca, someone had to make a statement and stop the madness. If you just sit back and don’t do anything, next thing you know they’ll be bringing back Capezios and making it acceptable.”

Mr. Devito plans on vacationing at Cape Town through the end of November before returning home to Elmhurst and his job as a buyer for Target.

My Favorite Things - 2

From oprah.com: Mojitos

INGREDIENTS

2 ounces of Bacardi Light Rum

1 tablespoon of simple syrup (sugar and water)

1/2 fresh lemon, cut into large pieces

Mint leaves

A splash of soda

Make simple syrup: Heat equal parts sugar and water in a saucepan until just before boiling. Stir until the sugar has completely dissolved.

Place the mint leaves and 1 tablespoon of the simple syrup (cooled) in a glass, stir, breaking up the mint leaves.

Squeeze the juice from the lemon into the glass.

Pour in the rum and stir.

Add plenty of ice, then top off the mixture with a splash of soda. Garnish with a sprig of mint and enjoy!

My Favorite Things

In the tradition of Oprah’s Favorite Things comes this catagory, minus the million dollar free give aways and overly hyper, waspy, female audience.

I’ll kick things off with two of my favorite martini receipes which I love to make whenever I have one of my best friends in the whole world, Julia Roberts, come over to help me choose selections for my book club. Needless to say, after a few of these you’ll find books make great coasters:

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Chocolate Martini:

Ingredients

100ml (4 floz) Grey Goose Vodka
50ml (2 floz) Godiva Chocolate Liqueur
Ice cubes
25ml (1 floz) Sugar Syrup

Four chocolate chunks. Two to garnish & two for the rim of the glass.

To serve:

Using two pieces of chocolate make two lollipops. Finely grate the remaining chunks. Dip the rim of the glasses into the sugar syrup then into the grated chocolate. Pour the vodka and liqueur into a cocktail shaker filled with ice. Shake until very cold, pour into a cocktail glass and garnish with a lollipop. Serves two.

Watermelon Martini:

Ingridients

1/2 oz fresh Lemon Juice
1 oz Midori Melon Liqueur
1 oz Citrus Vodka
1 1/2 oz fresh Watermelon Juice

Shake ingredients with ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with a sprig of mint, and serve.

Hint: A properly shaken Martini will have a very thin layer of ice crystals floating on top after it is strained into the glass. Most people don’t shake long enough and with enough vigor. Of course at that late, late hour of the night, even a thin layer of dust on top of a drink will do just as well.

All The Fine Young Cannibals…

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…and other tales of the city.