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Lars And The Real Girl

“Lars and the Real Girl” stars Academy-Award nominated actor Ryan Gosling as Lars Lindstrom, a loveable introvert whose emotional baggage has kept him from fully embracing life.

After years of what is almost solitude, he invites Bianca, a friend he met on the internet to visit him. He introduces Bianca to his Brother Gus (Paul Schneider) and his wife Karen (Emily Mortimer) and they are stunned. They don‚Äö?Ñ?¥t know what to say to Lars or Bianca ‚Äö?Ñ?Æ because she is a life-size doll, not a real person and he is treating her as though she is alive.

“Lars and the Real Girl” was written by “Six Feet Under” scribe, Nancy Oliver and directed by Craig Gillespie. The film opens October 19th, 2007.

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Movie News: 08 23 07

Eva And Scarlett Ride “The Spirit”

Eva Mendes and Scarlett Johansson will be joining Samuel L. Jackson and Gabriel Macht for writer/director Frank Miller’s big screen adaptation of Will Eisner’s 1940s comic strip “The Spirit.”

Mendes will play the role of Sand Saref, “a beauty with dangerous curves,” while Johansson has agreed to play Silken Floss, a temptress and accomplice to the film’s villain, The Octopus. (played by Jackson).

The film’s lead role is portrayed by Gabriel Macht, best known for small supporting turns in “The Good Shepherd” and “Behind Enemy Lines.”

The story centers on a detective who fakes his own death so he can fight crime as “The Spirit,” a masked vigilante in a crime-ridden Gotham known as Central City.

Frank Miller says his film adaptation will be a contemporary tale with a “timeless feel.”

“The Spirit” is expected to begin shooting in October in New Mexico with a theatrical release set for 2009.


“Logan” Runs Again

According to the Hollywood Reporter, Warner Brothers and producer Joel Silver’s remake of “Logan’s Run” seems to be in the “running” once again.

Commercial director Joseph Kosinski will make his directorial debut on the sci-fi thriller, which
which will follow William F. Nolan’s 1967 novel closer than the previous 1976 film which starred Michael York.

Kosinski is said to have come to Warners with a presentation that included graphic art and animated pre-visualization which aims to create realistic environments at a modest budget.

The new screenplay for “Logan’s Run” is being written by Tim Sexton and sees a future society that demands the death of everyone upon reaching a certain age. Anyone who veers from that destiny is dubbed a “runner” and is hunted by operatives known as Sandmen. Logan is a Sandman who is himself forced to go on the run.

Bryan Singer was attached to develop and direct the feature in 2004, but left the project to do “Superman Returns” instead.


Emmerich Goes On Remake “Voyage”

In other remake news, director Roland Emmerich (Independence Day, The Day After Tomorrow) is in talks with 20th Century Fox to remake the 1966 sci-fi action flick “Fantastic Voyage.”

The original “Voyage” was directed by Richard Fleischer and starred Raquel Welch and Donald Pleasence. It tells the story of a scientist who is dying of a blood clot and who’s only chance for survival involves five of his colleagues being miniaturized in a ship and then injected into his bloodstream. Hey, it worked in 1966.

Emmerich recently completed “10,000 B.C.,” which will be released March 7 by Warner Bros. and Legendary Pictures. He will produce “Voyage” along with James Cameron’s Lightstorm Entertainment.

No start date has been set for the production.

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New York Couldn’t “Escape” A Remake

Director Len Wiseman (Live Free of Die Hard,Underworld) is in final negotiations to helm a remake of the 1981 John Carpenter/Kurt Russell classic, “Escape From New York” for New Line Cinema.

Set in the near future when Manhattan has been turned into a giant maximum-security prison, “Escape” centers on Snake Plissken (played by Gerard Butler), an anti-hero who’s coerced into rescuing the President after Air Force One crashes onto the island. Incarcerated for robbing a federal reserve bank, Plissken is given twenty-four hours to complete his mission before a poison is released into his system.

Ken Nolan (Black Hawk Down) wrote the script, which will combine Plissken’s origins, along with the plot of the original movie.


Penelope Cruz Checks Out Javier Bardem’s “Nine”

Variety reports The Weinstein Company is in talks with Penelope Cruz, Marion Cotillard and Javier Bardem to star in the film adaptation of the musical “Nine”. Director Rob Marshall is to be courting Sophia Loren and Catherine Zeta-Jones to also star in the movie.

Bardem will play director Guido Contini, who experiences a creative and personal crisis as he tries to balance all the women in his life. Cruz is in talks to play Carla, Contini’s mistress, while Cotillard is to play his wife, Louisa. Although they have not yet committed, Zeta-Jones is being courted to play the director’s muse, and Loren his mother, who appears as a ghost.

The musical was a stage adaptation of Federico Fellini’s classic, “8 ¬¨?.” Michael Tolkin will be writing the film’s script, with music and lyrics by Maury Yeston.


Young Hitchcock Scares Up “Number 13″

Actor Dan Fogler (Balls of Fury) recently talked to MTV News about his next starring role as that of legendary film director Alfred Hitchcock in the comedy/thriller “Number 13″.

Folger says “You see Hitchcock for two weeks out of his life in [his] early 20s. He just finished his first movie, which is supposed to be a comedy, but it’s not. So he’s freaking out about it and realizes that if he just switches a few things, it can become a thriller. [And] that’s how he finds his niche.”

Hitchcock’s real-life “Number 13″ (or “Mrs. Peabody”) was only partially completed before it was pulled from production in 1922. Despite decades of searching, neither the footage nor the script has ever been found, making it more than likely that everything associated with the film has been entirely lost.

The fictional “Number 13″ takes its inspiration from Hitchcock’s prevalent themes of suspense and mystery, placing the director as a man wrongly accused of murder. Folger says “The lead actor [Ernest Thesiger], who commissioned me to make the film, basically wants to make a comedy, but he’s just not funny. He suddenly disappears, [so] Hitchcock does some interesting editing to make the character look like he got killed [in the film]. And [since] the actual actor has disappeared, everyone starts wondering: Did Hitchcock kill him? They start to suspect me in [a fake] murder.”

Sir Ben Kingsley will portray Thesiger and Ewan McGregor will play the editor who suspects Hitchcock of murdering the actor. No start date has yet been set.

Gotham Quickies: 08 09 07

No Romance For Woody In Barcelona

The citizens of Barcelona, Spain aren’t exactly thrilled that director Woody Allen has chosen their city as the location for his upcoming production, “Midnight In Barcelona.”

While scouting locations for the film along the city’s famed artery, Las Ramblas this past June, Allen was enthusiastically welcomed by the city’s adoring fans, the director returned the admiration by promising the movie would be “a love letter to Barcelona.”

Now that production is underway however, the romance between Barcelona and Allen has all but fizzled. Weeks of roadblocks and a dispute over subsidies have made the local residents regret that they ever agreed to let the 70-year-old film director use their city as a movie set.

To accommodate the shoot, the city’s Socialist government shut down part of Las Ramblas, obstructing the locals’ morning stroll and blocking access to many restaurants. With the taxpayers of Barcelona and its region Catalonia, paying for roughly 10% of the film’s budget, opposing political leaders and some of it’s citizens, notably local filmmakers who feel Allen is getting special treatment, are beginning to express their dissatisfaction with production.

For the time being however, Barcelona’s heated relationship with Woody Allen will get a chance to cool off a bit. This past Monday, the cast and crew began shooting in Oviedo, the less cosmopolitan capital of the region of Asturias.

Oviedo’s spokesperson, Pilar ??Övila, says she hasn’t received any complaints about Allen’s shoot so far, “Just the opposite” she says, “people are delighted.”

“Perhaps this is because Oviedo, unlike glamorous and popular Barcelona is happy to bask in a little international attention.” Or it could be, as ??Övila noted, because Oviedo’s investment in the film so far amounts to “not a single euro.”

“Midnight In Barcelona” stars Scarlett Johansson as an American tourist caught in a love triangle with a local painter (Javier Bardem) and his jealous ex-girlfriend (Pen?¬©lope Cruz). The film is scheduled for a September 2008 release.

Source: Time Magazine


The Trouble With Prince Harry

While we’re on the subject of Europe, the image above is the cover of the September issue of Radar Magazine.

The “cut-and-paste” Photoshop job shows England’s Prince Harry, sitting on the Royal Thrown wearing boxers and surrounded by beer cans.

Radar claims their cover story offers an inside look at the turbulent life of England’s 22-year-old prince, revealing details of Harry’s rowdy lifestyle and military career.

Source: Radar Online


Zac Efron Gets Rolling

Someone else who’s featured on a magazine cover this week is teen sensation and “High School Musical” star Zac Efron, who’s shown in this image from the cover of Rolling Stone magazine, revealing an impressive set of abs. Looks like Zac wants us to know he’s all grown up and working overtime to get rid of that Disney baby fat.

In the interview, Efron, 19, talks about his newfound fame, how his on-set relationship with “Musical” costar Vanessa Hudgens, turned into a true-life romance and how he handles the critics.

He told Rolling Stone, ‚Äö?Ñ??I can‚Äö?Ñ?¥t even go on IMDB because I know that so much of it would be negative. It‚Äö?Ñ?¥s just depressing. I know, for instance, at my cousin‚Äö?Ñ?¥s school, there‚Äö?Ñ?¥s a club called the I Hate Zac Efron Club. And I laughed hysterically when I heard that. I laughed because if there are people out there devoted enough to make a club that hates me, I‚Äö?Ñ?¥ve gotta be doing something right.‚Äö?Ñ??

Perhaps. Or maybe, just maybe, they really don’t like you Zac.

When it comes to the subject of fame, Efron said, “a lot of problems you see people having in this business is that it becomes about their personal lives and not about their work. Matthew McConaughey has single-handedly funded the tabloid magazines for the past two years now. If he would put on a shirt and just get away from the beach, maybe there would be a few less paparazzi around.‚Äö?Ñ??

Actually, if Matthew McConaughey put on a shirt and got away from the beach, his career would cease to exist. I think celebrities like Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan have done a far better job of single-handedly keeping the tabloids in business for the past two years than McConaughey ever has.

But who am I to say anything, Zac’s the one with his own Hate Club at his cousin‚Äö?Ñ?¥s school, I’m just a mere celebutante with a blog.

“High School Musical 2″ premiers Friday, August 17th on the Disney Channel, the new issue of Rolling Stone is on news stands now.

Source: Rolling Stone


Is That Matthew McConaughey Or Someone’s Grandfather?

And speaking of my favorite surfer dude, here’s a picture of Matthew McConaughey “hanging” out somewhere only he knows. The fact that Matthew likes to go commando should come as no surprise, considering he barely ever wears anything at all…and that’s just fine with me.

Personally I’ve always liked Matthew’s attitude, I think more people should live life as carefree as he does. I’m adding him to my list of heroes, right next to Bear Grylls of “Man vs Wild.” Love that show.

Movie News 08 08 07

Kidman Set For Scares In “Espectro” Remake

Universal Pictures has acquired the remake rights to Colombian horror film “Al Final Del Espectro” and are developing it as a starring and producing vehicle for Nicole Kidman.

Kidman will play a woman who, after a tragic incident, is encouraged by her father to take refuge in a fancy apartment building. Soon after, she becomes a recluse and begins to have visions and hear voices. She starts to worry about the dark past of the apartment and the her neighbor’s bizarre obsession.

The film’s original director, Juan Felipe Orozco, is attached to helm the remake from a script by Fernley Phillips (”The Number 23″). Kidman will produce the project through her Blossom Films banner, teamed along with Vertigo Entertainment.

Source: Variety


“Star Trek” Gets It’s Checkov

Russian-born actor, Anton Yelchin (Alpha Dog, Hearts in Atlantis), is in negotiations to play Pavel Checkov, the Russian navigator of the USS Enterprise, in director J.J. Abrams’ relaunch of the “Star Trek” film franchise for Paramount Pictures.

Yelchin, who hails from Saint Petersburg, will join Zachary Quinto and Leonard Nimoy, both of who are confirmed to be playing the role of Mr. Spock.

Casting is still under way in New York and London for actors to play Bones, Uhura, Sulu, Scotty, the film’s villain and Federation captain, James T. Kirk. Abrams is expected to cast big-name actors for the roles of Kirk and the villain.

Plot details are being kept under wraps, but the story is believed to chronicle the early days of the Enterprise crew during their time at Starfleet Academy. The 11th film in the “Star Trek” franchise is set for a Christmas Day 2008 release.

Source: Hollywood Reporter


Director Sam Raimi Might Be taking On “Titans”

This just in from the rumor mill: Warner Brothers and Legendary Pictures are said to be in talks with director Sam Raimi (Spiderman), to helm their remake of the classic 80’s Greek mythology action epic, “Clash of the Titans.”

A source for iesb.net claims Warner Brothers has offered Raimi ‚Äö?Ñ??everything under the sun,‚Äö?Ñ?? including some of its bigger franchise pictures and several DC Comics properties to direct the feature.

The source goes on to say “no one else has been offered the ‘Clash of the Titans’ project and both Legendary Pictures and Warner Bros. execs are willing to do anything to lock in Sam to a multi-picture deal.”

Acclaimed screenwriter Lawrence Kasdan (The Big Chill, Body Heat), is penning the script for the epic which has yet to set a production start date.

Source: iesb.net


Jonny’s “Quest” Is Set For The Big Screen

Warner Brothers seems to be very busy these days, aside from the aforementioned “Clash of the Titans” remake and the big-screen adaptation of “Speed Racer” currently in production, now comes word the WB will be reviving the classic 1960’s Hanna-Barbera sci-fi adventure series “Jonny Quest,” as a potential feature film franchise.

Dan Mazeau (Land of Lost Things) has been hired to write the screenplay for the project which will be produced by Adrian Askarieh and Daniel Alter (Hitman).

“Jonny Quest” told the story of a young boy who along with his scientist father, adopted brother from India, Bandit the bulldog, and a government agent assigned to protect them, encounter extraordinary adventures while investigating scientific mysteries around the world.

Director Richard Donner had previously attempted to bring “Jonny Quest” to the big screen in 1994. No cast or production start date for the new feature has been announced.

Source: Variety


“Jumper” Jumps On The Net

The official site for the Sci-Fi thriller “Jumper” has gone online. The movie stars Hayden Christensen as a teenager who discovers he can teleport from one place to another. He uses this ability to search for the man he believes is responsible for the death of his mother, drawing the attention of the NSA, and another kid with the same power.

The film, which costars Jamie Bell, Samuel L. Jackson, Diane Lane and Rachel Bilson, is set to open February 15th, 2008.

Official site: jumperthemovie.com

Movie News: 08 06 07

Ryan Gosling

Gosling Jumps Jackson’s Bones

Ryan Gosling has signed on to star opposite Rachel Weisz in Peter Jackson’s film adaptation of Alice Sebold’s bestselling novel “The Lovely Bones.”

The story revolves around Susie Salmon, a young girl who has been brutally raped and murdered who watches over her family, and her killer, from heaven. As her family drift apart, her father becomes obsessed with vengeance. Gosling will play Jack Salmon, the girl’s father.

Susan Sarandon, Stanley Tucci and Michael Imperio costar in the DreamWorks-produced feature, which begins filming this October in Pennsylvania and New Zealand.

Source: Variety


Gabriel Macht Has The Sprit

Gabriel Match is The Spirit

Bronx-born actor, Gabriel Macht (”The Recruit,” “The Good Shepherd”), has landed the title role in writer/director Frank Miller’s adaptation of the classic Will Eisner comic book series, “The Spirit”.

The Lionsgate and Odd Lot Entertainment-produced feature tells the tale of Denny Colt, a rookie cop who faked his death so he can battle crime from the shadows of Central City. He runs up against the Octopus (rumored to be played by Samuel L. Jackson), a villain who’s bent on wiping out the entire city.

Macht is said to have won the role after an intense auditioning process and Lionsgate’s president of film production Mike Paseornek hints he’s set for several sequels should the first be a success.

“We think Gabriel has a devilishly charming quality, and the dry wit that embodies the Spirit,” said Paseornek. “We wanted to do this with someone who can embody this character for the next few years, because we anticipate we’ll be making more than one Spirit movie.”

Six-foot-tall Macht is the son of veteran actor Stephen Macht and is married to actress Jacinda Barrett.

Shooting on “The Spirit” begins in October for release in 2009.

Source: Variety

Sex According to Brett Ratner

Brett Ratner is The Spirit

According to director Brett Ratner, it’s a pretty common occurrence for a straight guy to “unknowingly” receive oral sex from a transvestite and joke about it with his equally unsuspecting buddies.

Yeah right Brett, straight guys always sit around watching football, drinking beer and talking about the chicks with dicks they scored with the night before.

In a recent interview with The Advocate’s Paul Pratt, the director of such cinema classics as X-Men: The Last Stand and Rush Hour 1 & 2, defended himself against accusations that the latest installment in the Rush Hour franchise features anti-gay humor, by claiming one scene in particular is actually a page out of his own life:

Advocate: What about when the girl takes off her wig and Chris Tucker becomes angry and accuses her of being a man?

Ratner: No, no! That’s from my personal experience. My first blow job was from a man, but I didn’t know it was a man. That’s where that comes from. It’s based on personal experience. It happens to a lot of people.

Advocate: Is that common knowledge?

Ratner: No! Well, among my friends, but I’m not homophobic or uptight about it. That happens to a lot of heterosexuals. You meet a girl in a bar, and it turns out she’s not a girl. I think a girl should tell you if she’s a girl or a man - that way it’s your preference. That specific idea was because it’s happened to me. It’s happened to my friends. We’ll get together with a girl, and it’ll turn out to be a guy. The reaction is “Oh, shit!” if you’re not gay, which is funny, I think. Getting into the situation is funny. I laugh whenever I see one of my friends talking to a girl, and I’ll ask, “Is that a man or a woman?” It’s funny, especially if you don’t know about it. If you know about it, fine. If that’s your preference…

During the interview, Ratner also seemed very curious about a particular populace of the gay community:

Ratner: So, during my last gay interview, the guy was on the Internet and said, ‚Äö?Ñ??I‚Äö?Ñ?¥m looking at you right now, and you‚Äö?Ñ?¥re a bear.‚Äö?Ñ?? What‚Äö?Ñ?¥s a bear?

Advocate: For starters, it means you‚Äö?Ñ?¥re hairy.

Ratner: There‚Äö?Ñ?¥s no hair on my ass. I have no hair on my balls. So why am I a bear?

Advocate: Is there hair on your chest?

Ratner: [Pulls down his collar] A little bit, but barely. Look at my legs! [Pulls up his pant leg] Look at my legs. I’m not a hairy “bear.” I don’t even have hair on my back!

No Brett, you’re not a hairy “bear,” you’re more the submissive bottom, “cub” type. One gets the distinct feeling a remake of The Village People musical, “Can’t Stop The Music,” could very well be in Ratner’s future.

Source: The Advocate

FDNY Puts Out The Fire On Calendar

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The New York Daily News reports that Fire Commissioner Nicholas Scoppetta is banning future editions of the hugely popular FDNY Calendar of Heroes, due to firefighter and FDNY calendar cover boy, Michael Biserta appearing nude in an old “Guys Gone Wild” video.

The clip, which was shot in 2004, shows Biserta showing off for an enthusiastic group of women who urge him to strip naked for the camera. “You girls are bad influences,” he tells the women. The camera then follows the naked firefighter from the bedroom to the shower where he…showers! How shocking!

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