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Archive for September, 2006

Julian And Dylan Sitting In A Tree

Julian McMahon seems to be taking the events on this season’s “Nip/Tuck” literally. McMahon’s character, Dr. Christian Troy’s sexuality has been in question in the new season of the hit TV show and according to starpulse.com, Julian is all too comfortable with it. Read on:

Julian McMahon Surprised ‘Nip/Tuck’ Co-Star With Gay Kiss

Julian McMahon shocked his Nip/Tuck co-star Dylan Walsh when he passionately kissed him on the mouth while filming a scene for the show. The pair, who play plastic surgery partners Christian Troy and Sean McNamara, were shooting a scene for a dream sequence when things got out of control.

McMahon explains, “Well, firstly, it wasn’t meant to be a kiss. But I was enjoying Dylan’s discomfort so much that I went for it. I’ve always said we should finish the show with this: Someone turns on the shower, and you see footsteps going in the back door (of Sean’s house). Someone comes into the bathroom, and it’s Christian visiting Sean. These are two guys who are obsessed with each other.”

While McMahon claims he’s sexually adventurous, he insists his co-star is a bit more conservative and was nervous about the scene. He adds jokingly, “I don’t think he’s ever gotten it on with a guy before.”

Weather this is all true or just Julian speaking on behalf of the Nip/Tuck publicity wagon in an effort to win over more gay viewers is anyone’s guess. In the mean time, Nip/Tuck continues to be one of the best and hottest shows on the air right now. Tune in, you won’t be disappointed.

Source: starpulse.com

Related sites: Official Nip/Tuck site on FX

Paris D-Listed: Part Deux

Paris Hilton continued here spiral down the D-List Friday night, when she was turned away from Ian Schrager’s Gramercy Park Hotel.

According to Page Six, Hilton had been partying at Marquee earlier that evening and was drunk on “lots of vodka and pineapple juice”, when she decided to join Orlando Bloom, Winona Ryder and Josh Lucas at the Gramercy’s Rose Bar to continue the night’s festivities. But when Hilton arrived at the hotel, she was stopped at the door by a bouncer and denied entery. According to sources, hotel owner Schrager has a strict policy which specifically states “the likes of Paris Hilton and her ilk are not welcome here.”

Hilton, who obviously doesn’t know when to quit, continued to embarrass herself Sunday night when she attempted to crash a party at actress Milla Jovovich’s townhouse. Unfortunately for Hilton, she arrived after the bash was over. Oops! Someone needs to remind Hilton she’s in New York, not L.A. We’ve always maintained higher standards in regards to what is “hot”.

Source: New York Post: Page Six

Versace Dynasty

Radar Online has a fascinating and somewhat sad article on the Versace empire and it’s operatically tragic downfall since the death of Gianni.

Read the original article here: “Donatella’s Last Dance?”
Or the archived version here: Read more »

Seen: Keri Russell

Former “Felicity” star Keri Russell heading down Greenwich towards 6th Avenue. Keri was looking down at the pavement and seemed to be in a hurry.

This is my second Keri encounter, some months back a friend of mine and I spotted Miss Russell at the Home Depot on 23rd street. She appeared lost as she navigated through a labyrinth of gaudy bathroom fixtures, sale priced air conditioners and the beer-bellied male employees from Queens. She eventually approached a salesperson and asked for help.

I pointed her out to my friend who had no clue who she was and we continued on our quest for wood molding. I never said the story was an interesting one.

Sharon Does Mischka

Sharon Stone, who is creating quite an Oscar buzz for her performance in the upcoming film “Bobby,” has been chosen as the face of Badgley Mischka’s new campaign. The ads begin appearing in the October issues of Vogue, Elle and InStyle magazines.

Suri Cruise Rumor Of The Day

This might seem like a crazy story, but considering it involves Tom Cruise it might not be all that far fetched after all. Add to this persistent stories that Cruise is actually sterile and it makes a lot more sense. According to a story published on Janet Charlton’s website, a source is coming forward to claim Suri Cruise is not Tom’s baby, but actually Katie Holme’s exboyfriend Chris Klein’s. And why not, it’s Hollywood, stranger things have happened. Read on:

“When Katie Holmes split with her exboyfriend Chris Klein in March 2005, she may or may not have realized she was pregnant with his baby. She started dating Tom in April, 2005, and according to this tale, when Tom found out she was expecting, he not only didn’t MIND , but he insisted on taking credit for the pregnancy. They abruptly got engaged in June 2005. Since the baby was scheduled to be born too soon into their relationship, Tom and Katie faked the birth date. She actually gave birth months EARLIER than the announced birth. She wore padding for the last few months after the REAL birth, and made sure she was photographed. In case you don’t remember, Suri’s announced April 18 birth was oddly undocumented - there were no hospital records or specifics. Where WAS Suri born? Tom and Katie didn’t want their baby photographed because it would be apparent that Suri wasn’t newborn. After a few months it’s not so easy to recognize a baby’s exact age. Have you noticed that Suri has uniquely slanted eyes like Chris Klein? Keep in mind this is simply a rumor - form your own conclusions.”

Speaking of Chris Klein, strange that we haven’t heard much from him since the whole TomKat mess started…hmmmm.

Paris Busted

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Photo: x17online.com

Paris Hilton was arrested in Hollywood at 12:30am last night on suspicion of Driving Under the Influence. The arresting officer said “The officers observed that Hilton exhibited the symptoms of intoxication. A field sobriety test was conducted at the scene and the officers determined she was driving under the influence.” Hilton was booked then released and picked up by her sister Nick Hilton.

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Photo: x17online.com

Paris later called into the On Air with Ryan Seacrest show on LA’s KIIS-FM and told him that she “may have been driving a little fast” in her Mercedes McLaren SLR, but “it was only because she wanted a burger.”

She went on to defend her actions by saying she had an “excruciatingly long day on Wednesday filming the video for her new single Nothing in This World” and when shooting wrapped she went to dinner with sister Nicky, attended a charity event hosted by Dave Navarro and had one margarita. Hilton says she drove home after and may have been going a bit fast because she was “starving” and just wanted “an In-N-Out Burger.”

Uhm, what did the bitch do during dinner with her sister, stare at the food? No, she probably did some lines and a couple of bus boys. As for that “charity event”, Paris was photographed last night partying at the Suicide Girls 5 year anniversary party. I guess in her world getting drunk at a party for a bunch of retro, goth, softporn hookers classifies as a charity event.

Source: TMZ

For video of this dumb ho after the arrest go here: x17online.com

You Can Choose Your Family

Warren Buffett

Multi-billionaire, stock investor, businessman and philanthropist Warren Buffett is enraged that his granddaughter Nicole Buffett took part in a documentary about the lives of the rich and is telling her she is no longer part of his family.

Nicole, who is the adopted daughter of Buffett’s son Peter and biological daughter of Peter’s ex-wife Mary, was featured in Johnson & Johnson heir Jamie Johnson’s documentary, “The One Percent”.

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There Is Life On Mars!

In a desperate attempt to salvage his sagging career, Tom Cruise has not only apologized to Brooke Shields for insane comments he made about her use of the medication Paxil to fight post-natal depression following the birth of her daughter Rowan, but has also decided to give the world a look at his and Katie Holme’s alien baby Suri Cruise in a photo spread for the upcoming October issue of Vanity Fair.

For those who’ve been living under a rock, baby Suri was born April 18th 2006, but no human eyes had set sight on her for over four months causing many to speculate if she even existed. More confussion ensured when both parents were seen out and about constantly shortly after her birth minus the baby. Of course considering Cruise’s odd behavior of late, this isn’t so much unusual as it is common.

I’m not going to publish the entire set of photographs, they’re as easy to come by on the internet as Paris Hilton’s debut CD in a 99 cent sale bin at Wal-Mart, so I’ll just give you a peak at the oddly asian looking ( and bizarrely Photoshoped ) Suri Cruise as photographed by veteran Vanity Fair celebrity photographer Annie Leibowitz. And no, that’s not a ray from the alien mothership in the middle of the picture, it’s just the fold of the magazine.

Summer’s Not Over

At least according to The Rolling Stone and The Advocate it’s not. Both publications are sporting covers which look more like advertisements for a gay, Spring Break Wet T-Shirt contest than their usual fare.

In the left corner we have Julian McMahon, the sexy Aussie actor who plays Dr. Christian Troy on the FX Network’s powerhouse TV show “Nip/Tuck” as he appears on the cover of the upcoming Septemper 12th issue of The Advocate, squaring off against last week’s Rolling Stone cover boy, pop diva Justin Timberlake.

I’ve never cared much for Justin myself, he’s a bit too “femme” for my tastes, so my money is on Julian to win top ho honors and take the $1,000 grand prize along with the obligatory all-night open bar tab which will no doubt follow.

In true Spring Break slut fashion, I’m betting anything these two will end up making out in front of a group of rowdy guys cheering them on and wake up the next morning in the same bed not knowing what they did. And you know Justin’s the bitch who’ll be hung over and throwing up all over the place the next day. I can totally see it. Oh the visuals.

Bad Paris Day: Part Deux

It’s just not her week. Paris Hilton is the latest target of British graffiti artist Banksy’s rip on pop culture celebrities and the art world. In his latest prank, Banksy doctored 500 of Paris Hilton’s new CDs in select cities across the U.K. and replaced the liner notes with his own artwork and remixes. The sticker on the front of the CD lists the featured songs as “Why Am I Famous?”, “What have I done?” and “What am I for?”

According to a source who acquired one of the bogus CDs ( which like any hazardous material has since been pulled off store shelves ), “Instead of Ms Hilton’s own compositions, the replacement CD features 40 minutes of a basic rhythm track over which Banksy has dubbed Ms Hilton’s catch-phrase ‘That’s hot!’ and other extracts from her reality TV program The Simple Life.”

In the altered CD cover, Paris is portrayed topless and the CD lining has her head replaced with that of her pet chihuahua Tinkerbell. Now that’s hot!

View more of Banksy’s new and improved Paris makeover here: Read more »

Paris Makes The D List

First her album flops, now Paris Hilton is being denied entrance to A List clubs. could the F List be far behind? Paris and Fat Elvis look-a-like Brandon “Firecrotch” Davis, were denied entry to a VMAs after-party at Bungalow 8 last Thursday night. Pictures of a clearly distraught Paris along with davis and Diddy-Puffy-Sean Jean-Whoever ( who was also denied ) surfaced online today.

Davis apparently had a fit when his drunken, fat ass couldn’t find a McDonald’s near by to “comfort” his frustration and the cops had to be called in to control with a cattle prod. Just kidding about the McDonald’s part, there’s not enough junk food in the free world to fill up that greasy pig, the cops did have to be called in to calm things down though. Life must really be a bitch when everyone wakes up and realizes you’re a nobody. Yours truly wouldn’t know about such things of course.

Source: Dlisted

More has-been pics here: Read more »

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