perezhilton.com reports:

Last night, Kevin Federline and a small entourage of friends were seen partying it up at one of Hollywood’s hottest clubs, Element, sources tell PerezHilton.com.

The Federjerk left mama Britney alone at home to care for the baby and, well, to be alone, as he hit the town. This seems to be a new pattern emerging with Kevin. The wannabe starting something hip hop artist has been spotted at the clubs all over town recently, always without Spears, of course.

Is this a sign of some domestic turmoil? DUH!!!! YEA!

Mean while Britney’s been spotted sporting some post preger pounds. Good god girl, put down the biscuits and gravy and get on the treadmill! Think her career is over? Post your bets.

Who cares if he’s gay? The real story is how the media randomly selects some unknown actor every new TV season and forces them down your throat to the point where you can’t stand to see the person. I call this phenomenon “Eva Langoria Syndrome” and it is spread through the brain-eating virus known as “Access Hollywood.” I’ll believe the hype if the series makes it a few seasons and anyone still cares by then.

From So-Thin!:

He’s A Hand Holder

Sources in attendance report that Wentworth Miller ( star of the Fox show “Prison Break” ), was seen holding hands with another tall-dark-and-handsome dude at the now infamous T-Mobile Party. The closeted couple sat in a booth surrounded by a group of close friends, sucking face vodka tonics. Wenty, recently subject of a blind item, has been dodging the gay rumors since getting his big break in the Mariah Carey videos. I am sure in between takes, Wenty had to contain himself from singing “Emotions” at the top of lungs and admiring Mimi’s 25 ft. long wedding train. So-Thin! has evidence that Wentworth was in a relationship with a man, more to come on this not-so-blind item …

I love any story on my favorite gutter trash clan the Federlines, so much so that they’ve earned their very own catagory on Gotham Journal ( and that’s no easy task ). Brit and K-Fed’s antics shows promise of developing into an all-out, drag-out, trailer park soap opera of Roseanne proportions. Read on…

( above ) Kevin and a friend making a run down to the ol’ General Store for Britney. No doubt Coronas and Cokes go great with possum stew.

From myway.com:

BRITNEY BOOZING
October 18, 2005

By ELLEN GOODSTEIN

Britney Spears is drinking and smoking again, chasing away the baby blues only three weeks after giving birth. Sources say the 23- year-old, who gained 40 pounds during her pregnancy with son Sean Preston, is miserable because she’s overweight and stuck in the house recovering from her C-section.

Worse still, the pop princess seems to be having trouble coping with her role as a new mom ??ᬨ¬•?¬¢?¬¨¬???⬨?Ü and insiders say breaks into crying jags at the drop of a hat.

Said one source: “I think Britney is having a very hard time right now. She hasn’t lost the pregnancy weight and she’s desperate to get back in superstar shape and resume her career.

“She has turned to drinking wine to relax, washing away her stress.”

Go on, you know you want to… Read more »

Actor Jake Gyllenhaal.

Catherine Tramell ( Sharon Stone ) meets her match Dr. Michael Glass ( David Morrissey ) in Basic Instinct 2: Risk Addiction.

Model Andres Velencoso Segura.

Reported in New York Post Online Edition: Page Six
Monday, October 3 2005 –

PARENTS-to-be Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams have bought a new brownstone in Boerum Hill. The couple, who are expecting a baby girl any day, had been renting an apartment in nearby Carroll Gardens for the past few months. The spacious new Brooklyn digs reportedly cost the “Dawson’s Creek” star and her Aussie hunk a healthy $2 million. The two met and conceived their child on the set of Ang Lee’s “Brokeback Mountain,” in which Ledger plays a gay cowboy who has an affair with Jake Gyllenhaal.

Actor Heath Ledger posing.